Posted in if it's on screen it must be true on June 12, 2008 | 2 Comments »
The Chef and I sat on her bed, watching TV while The Gambit napped. (Okay, I was watching TV. She was blogging about The Douchebag. Who is the doucheiest douche who ever did douche. But that’s beside the point.)
The Chef looked up. “Are those trees made of… hearts?”
“Yup.”
“That’s disturbing.”
“Not as disturbing as the lasers they [...]
Posted in if it's on screen it must be true on May 28, 2008 | 1 Comment »
So, The Wookiee, The Pierogi, and I made it to see Iron Man.
Dear God, has the casting ever been more unconventional and perfect than Robert Downey Jr.? Brilliance. Utter brilliance. There are plenty of actors who could pull off the Superhero, plenty who could also manage the Spoiled Society Brat (although I’m sure Downey’s real [...]
Posted in if it's on screen it must be true on March 26, 2008 | 2 Comments »
At the moment, my brain is doing funny things to my body, making it hard for me to write. I hope this will change soon. Until it does, my current favorite thing in the whole world.
I’d sell ten years off the end of my life to be the microphone.
Posted in if it's on screen it must be true on February 26, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Everyone in the entire world is doing this, but… well, once I start reading People and E! Online, I get all irritated by their choices of Best and Worst Dressed. So I rant. Because I can.
Underappreciated Pretties:
Okay, yes, the feathery thing is weird, but ignore that for a second and marvel in the fact [...]
Posted in if it's on screen it must be true on February 21, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Ah, ’tis once again the time to find out how much I can’t read the minds of Hollywood actors. Predicted winners are in bold, desired winners are in italics.
Insert gratuitous George Clooney pic… NOW.
Hee.
Best Picture
Atonement
Juno
Michael Clayton
No Country For Old Men
There Will Be Blood
Best Actor
George Clooney — [...]
