Posted in if i were jewish it would be kvetching on July 15, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I gaped at the expense total. “Seventeen hundred?“
The mechanic nodded sagely. “Yes.” Then he spent fifteen minutes explaining why if we didn’t get everything wrong on our car fixed right that second, we would most assuredly be taking our lives into our hands.
“But it’s just a squeak! Which part of this is the squeak?”
He pointed [...]
Posted in if i were jewish it would be kvetching on July 10, 2008 | 3 Comments »
“So there’s this little mole I’ve been worrying about,” I tell the doctor after he finishes his ten minute story about the time he and his wife swam with dolphins.
He pulls out a magnifying glass and examines the spot, which is on my shoulder and about the size of a pencil eraser. “Hrm. It’s two-toned. [...]
Posted in if i were jewish it would be kvetching on July 9, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I’ve been exhausted for the last few days, which is the main reason I missed an update. (The other reason is because someone — and I don’t want to name names, here — decided to nap erratically.) I wish I could justify this exhaustion, but I can’t put my finger on the cause. I’ve been [...]
Posted in if i were jewish it would be kvetching on June 19, 2008 | 3 Comments »
I will, before too much longer, be writing a very detailed and very explicit post about how it would appear that most females are seriously underperforming, and what can be done to rectify this.
As an opening line of dialogue, though, let this be stated clearly — a good woman should have enough pride in her [...]
Posted in if i were jewish it would be kvetching on June 3, 2008 | No Comments »
Sick. So very sick.
/whine
