R e a l i t y F i s h

So, recently, someone stole my haircut.

Obviously, I couldn’t just ask her to change her hair, because that would look small and petty. I mean, I am small and petty (I’ve had this haircut for three years, goddammit, it was mine first!), but I’d rather not look that way. Therefore, my only option was to cut my hair.

There’s nothing quite like going from this:

to this:

Now, if only I looked like Victoria Beckham… but then, we can’t have everything in life.

By the way, there’s also nothing quite like the itchiness of tiny little hairs all over your neck. I’m all twitchy.

Also, The Wookie went from this, a few years back:

to this:

…except way the fuck less douche-y than Ashton Kutcher, and now to this:

The cats are alarmed.