R e a l i t y F i s h

If what makes you happy at 16 still makes you happy at 25, consider the possibility that you might have some growing up left to do.

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I finally said to The Wookiee, “If I don’t smell something green I’m going to wilt and die.”
He said, “Okay, then, we’ll smell something green.”
So we did.

There really is something to be said for greenhouses. The humidity soaked into my body and I think my pores stopped screaming for the first time in four months.

And [...]

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The Wookiee: You know what I’ve realized, though?
Robin G: What?
The Wookiee: [deadpan] The sun is a mass of incandescent gas.
Robin G: [blinks]
The Wookiee: A gigantic nuclear furnace.
Robin G: Shut the fuck up.
The Wookiee: [grins]
Robin G: I do love you.
The Wookiee: Heh heh heh.

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Everyone in the entire world is doing this, but… well, once I start reading People and E! Online, I get all irritated by their choices of Best and Worst Dressed. So I rant. Because I can.
Underappreciated Pretties:

Okay, yes, the feathery thing is weird, but ignore that for a second and marvel in the fact [...]

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Euphoria

Characterized by delusions of grandeur, joy, excellent humor, and horniness
Motor control decreases
Level of potential embarrassment: High

Confusion

Characterized by loss of short term memory and an inability to distinguish people and places
Motor control decreases further, along with blurred vision and a drop in equilibrium; frequently leads to accidental self-injury
Level of potential embarrassment: Moderate

Mewling

Characterized by sobbing, feelings of [...]

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