Posted in if it's on screen it must be true on January 31, 2008 | 3 Comments »
In my senior year of high school, oh so many moons ago, I was assigned to read Pride and Prejudice for AP English. After finishing the extremely angsty Wuthering Heights (I’m sorry, but no; teenage emo writing is teenage emo writing no matter what century), I wasn’t all that inclined to leap back into the [...]
Posted in there's no crying in baseball on January 30, 2008 | 12 Comments »
Johan Santana, the light and reason and morning star in all of our lives, has moved on to smoggier pastures.
(picture lovingly stolen from Batgirl)
Indeed, El Presidente is now a Met, or will be as soon as they reach agreement on his contract extension for 45 years and sixty-seven gazillion dollars. In return, the [...]
Posted in if i were jewish it would be kvetching on January 29, 2008 | 4 Comments »
No, really. Seriously, fucktastically cold.
It’s so cold that our apartment is cold, a highly unusual circumstance that can only be considered a herald of the apocalypse. The heating is centrally-controlled by our super, who is a very nice man but must have been raised in Costa Rica. While the rest of the city shivers, [...]
Posted in domesticity or lack thereof on January 28, 2008 | No Comments »
Step One: Open the refrigerator. Notice that when the milk bottle moves, the milk inside does not. Swear loudly and yell to the Wookiee, “Goddammit, why is the milk always going bad?” Receive the reply, “Because we ran out of granola.”
Step Two: Consider your options. The most sensible, direct choice would be to suck it [...]
Posted in did i kill it?, tagged blog tests on January 26, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Testing? Ahem… testing…
*checks computer for explosion*
Well, all right, then.
